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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.