- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

a fish swimming in the water swims

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

roses are red, violets are blue.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Anti Joke

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