Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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knock, knock. come in.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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