Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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i have a christmas tree.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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