AIDS

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Your all fags

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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i am and me is i

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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96

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Anti Joke

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