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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

my gramma died

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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