A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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Women's rights

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Hitler

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