- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Women have the right to vote.

all your base are belong to mark

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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