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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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