- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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