Rick santorum

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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