We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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