Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Why was the gay guy sad?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

get in the car.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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