- Anti Joke

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Donald Trump.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

you lose.