What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

look under under where under under where. under the couch

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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