Black people being friendly.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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sorry got to poo

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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