- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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