Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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