why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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A man sat on a chair

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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