- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Your all fags

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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