- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Why was the woman?

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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