so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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