- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Your all fags

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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