Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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homosexuals are gay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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