How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

men's rights.

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

A man buys a prius

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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