How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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penus

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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