- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

Jake. Walsh.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

I just found out i have cancer.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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