Whats 2+1? 2.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Get off my porch.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

womens rights

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

GADZOOKS!

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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