There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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giddy goat

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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are you gay does your mom know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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