Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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so how about that irline food

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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