- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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