- Anti Joke

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Jews

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

There's my tractor.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Women's rights

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

religion

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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