- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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