Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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