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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

cancer

children burning

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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