Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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