- Anti Joke

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.