Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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no

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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