- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

roses are red, violets are blue.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

heads up!

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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