- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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