What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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