How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Cows are land manatees.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

drugs.

Gingers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Knock Knock Come in.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

we all know sammi has a penis

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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