if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

There's a god, just kidding.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...