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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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This one time at band camp....

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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