- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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