- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

"knock knock" "Come in"

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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