Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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modern love

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Anti Joke

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