Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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everybody loves raymond

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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