Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Anti Joke

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