What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Knock, Knock ...

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Anti Joke

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