neil likes pube toast

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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