- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

womens rights

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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