- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

A blonde walked into a bar.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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