How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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A guy walks into a bar and hears a someone crying. He asks the bartender who is crying and the bartender says "It's my goat. He's been crying since Tuesday, I'm giving a $500 reward to whoever can make him stop." So the man walks to the back and whispers something to the goat's ear and suddenly the goat starts laughing. The bartender was so amazed at what happened and says "Wow, thank you kind sir! Here's your reward money." and the man takes the money and leaves. The next day the man returns to the bar and the bartender says "Hey, ever since you made my goat laugh he hasn't stopped. He's been driving me nuts. I'll give you another $500 to make him stop." So again, the man goes to the back of the bar and whispers to the the goats ear. Suddenly, the goat start crying again. The bartender can't believe it. He asks "How in the world did you do that? What did you say to my goat?" The man says "Well the first time I saw your goat I told him a joke." "Okay, that explains why he kept laughing..." the bartender asks "Now, what did you say to make him cry?" The man replies "I told him..." Suddenly the goat escapes and goes completely crazy and kills everybody in the bar with his horns. Till this day no one knows what the man said to the goat.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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