- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

hey, my names mark.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

your mother

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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