- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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