once upon a time, it snowed

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

darude- sandstorm

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

racism...deal with it!

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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