- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

The Princess is in another castle

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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