- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

I can count to potato.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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