Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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how did the man die he didnt

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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poop nuff said

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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