- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

The EPA.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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