- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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