- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Bacon is delcious.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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