Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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book 'em danno

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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