a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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Your Mom

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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