- Anti Joke

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit