- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

You will not press the like button.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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